absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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