Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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