This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You can't motorboat a personality
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
organizing the empties. That sober.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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