Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Dicks are not precious.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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