I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
40s are totally the cure
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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