ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I didn't shave. On purpose
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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