She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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