I hate your face
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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