I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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