I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
