the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
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i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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