i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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