They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
love makes seman taste better
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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