"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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