do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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