i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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