so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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