Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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