There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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