Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
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I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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