i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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