If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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