i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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