We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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