I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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