I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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