How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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