I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
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Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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