Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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