they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Im part way to drunk.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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