just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
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Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
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I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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