Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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