Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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