my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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