so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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