That's intense
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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