You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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