Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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