Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
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I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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