I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
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Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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