I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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