He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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