uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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