after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
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