"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
ttyl tear gas
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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