I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
The feeling are messing with the penis
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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