what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
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Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
As shirtless as possible
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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