covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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