it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
