Pappa wants mamma naked
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
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