im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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