I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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