go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
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did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
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Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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