A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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