He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
there was a trapeze. enough said
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Randomize
