do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
There's always time for handjobs
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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