that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
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I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
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She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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