Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
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my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back