im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
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Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.